I had to go to the hospital and get the eye drops that dilate your eye. No one told me they make things blurry as shit so I decided to text my best friend and try to explain.
Best texts I have ever received. jonhammhock should get eye drops more often.
growing up i always thought that quicksand was going to be a much bigger problem than it turned out to be
if you havent tried to do this you are lying to yourself
This Anna Kendrick Little Mermaid SNL sketch is impossible to find (NBC ran into some legal issues with Disney)… watch while you can!
this guy right here needs a bigger fandom
his little self was charming
he’s cute as a dozen of kittens
dat acting skills though
btw he’s actually hot
and let’s all admit that his joffrey was legen-freaking-dary
just look at this evil little asshole
but he’s the way he is because of this amazing actor
and kneel for the king Jack Gleeson
Henry V - son of Henry IV Parts 1 and 2 - was born to be a hero.
you wanna get super drunk? (part 1)
Happy 55th Birthday, Emma Thompson!
b. 15th April 1959"I’m not fiddling about with myself. We’re in this awful youth-driven thing now where everybody needs to look 30 at 60. The trick is to age honestly and make it look great so that everyone looks forward to it."
Sloth on a speedboat
laughing so fucking hard